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		<title><![CDATA[Existentialists Light Bulb]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154756</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sartre's Milk]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. The waitress comes out and asks him if he would like to order. "Yes madame, I would like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress hurries back inside,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154755</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Programmer and the Genie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."

The programmer pulled out a map of...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-561593</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pet Sweater]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a 
red sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring 
her dog in for a proper fit. 

"Oh, no, I can't do that!" the lady said. "See, the sweater 
is going to be a surprise!"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-37703</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Performance Review Terms, Part 1]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[AVERAGE EMPLOYEE:
Not too bright.

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:
Made no major blunders - yet.

ACTIVE SOCIALLY:
Drinks a lot.

FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY: 
Spouse drinks, too.

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH:
Still one step ahead of the cops.

ZEALOUS ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-37699</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Performance from The Rocky Horror Show: Sweet Transvestite | The Tonight Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4221797</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Japan's District Mascots: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4221796</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Beth Stern - The Joy of Animal Rescue in “Coco and Stephen, Together Forever” | The Daily Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4221795</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Will Forte's Wife Threatened to Divorce Him Over His Reaction to Her Bangs]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4221794</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Two Doilies]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.

For 50 years Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154636</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bosses versus Workers]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154632</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Start at the very beginning ...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.

"I'm not aware of your problem,"   the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."  

"Of course."   replied the patient...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154627</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Baked Beans Lover]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked 
beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat 
lively reaction on him.

One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they 
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154624</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Deep Hole]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[These two guys out hunting find a hole in the woods that's about three feet 
across, but it's so deep that when they drop a rock, they hear no sound. So 
they drop a bigger rock, but they still hear nothing.

So they go looking for something ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154623</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Career Change]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When Ruth's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he was running through the house and into the corner of a chair and hurt his eye. He cried for a while and kept saying, "Oh no, oh no, now...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1534616</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Batman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I went to dinner with my husband, a male friend of ours, Jim, and his new girlfriend, Dorothy.

While eating dinner we got on the subject of vacations. Dorothy said that she wanted to go to Gotham City for her next vacation.

I tried to explain to...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1534614</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Romance vs. Reality]]></title>
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1337351</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[What Those Acronyms Really Mean]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ISDN = It Still Does Nothing

APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

IBM = I Blame Microsoft

DEC = Do Expect Cuts

CA = Constant Acquisitions

CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too.

SCSI = ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1154124</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jawboning]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA["Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have
one of the lowest crime rates in the nation." -- Marion Berry

"I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks."

"The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13."

"I hate to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-897594</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Coffee Joke]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy walks into Dunkin' Donuts. He says, "Excuse me, miss. How many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?"

She says, "I think it's a seven-cup thermos."

He says, "All right...give me two black, three cream and sugar."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1336138</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/05/2026</pubDate>
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