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		<title><![CDATA[Super Cafe - Obsession HISHE]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4261867</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kerri Kenney-Silver on The Four Seasons with Colman Domingo, Reno 911 & Thinking She Knows People]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4261866</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Trump Gets Mocked During Speech at a High School, Calls Democratic Senator Jon Ossoff "Pinky Herman"]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4261865</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rosie O'Donnell Gets Roasted for Her Beer Choice in Ireland, Shares Story Behind Common Knowledge]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4261864</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rowan Atkinson becomes your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Plant Man]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4261863</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Army officer training school]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In this particular branch of the Army's officer training school, the instructor
was returning a test. The students identified their work by the last four digits of their Social Security number.

In the early hours of a morning, the instructor was ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1177931</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Advances in Campaigns]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Campaigns have finally arrived in the 21st century. They can produce bull**** at the same rate as actual bulls!

Lewis Black
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1177577</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Doctor's Help]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into
the bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover
from the surprise, the man began weeping.

"I'm sorry," he said. "I'm ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-923745</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Zero to 200]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted 
a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip 
through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up 
old truck, but ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-46509</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quick Quotes]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first 
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she 
fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." -- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

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"Experts at ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-5897</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Crazy with Confusion]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, 
"How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the 
following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have 
done ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1177411</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Silent Treatment]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mike and Joan were having some problems at
home and were giving each other the "silent
treatment." But then Mike realized that he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early
morning drive with some pals to go golfing.

Not wanting to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-923178</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[No Novacaine]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I 
want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big 
hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and 
we'll be on our way."
...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-46513</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tidbits]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
"I bet that Van Gogh guy cut off his ear by accident and made up that 'lost love' story so he wouldn't look stupid." --Andy Pierson 

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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent 
Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-5788</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Skydiving]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Barbara was taking her first skydiving lesson. The instructor told her
to jump out of the plane and pull her rip cord, explaining that he
himself would jump out right behind her so that they would go down
together. Barbara understood and was ready...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-5786</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ski Trip]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1176455</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Strange Lawyer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked
the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone,
"Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would
be confusing, for passersby would tend to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-922455</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Going Out?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of
an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking
ahead of me.

“Going out?” I called to them hopefully.

“No,” said the man. “Just friends.”
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-586760</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Eating a Quarter]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[“What should I do?” I pleaded over the phone.

My extremely laid-back vet answered calmly, “Swallowing a
quarter is nothing to worry about. But if he does it again
and a can of pop shoots out of his rear, give me a call.”
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-586748</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Beethoven]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days 
later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some 
strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, 
the drunk ran and got the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-46519</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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