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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: No ignoring all my snoring]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[As a man who can’t stay awake for the 11 o’clock news, which
isn’t worth watching anyway, I tire easily. Then I fall asleep. And I
snore with enough force to wake up not only the dead, who sleep pretty
soundly, but also my wife, who would ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4221894</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Take 2 pills and keep smiling]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Medicine commercials give me a headache. Unfortunately, I have to pay
attention to them because their products can either: (a) relieve my
headache or (b) kill me.

So I strike a compromise: Whenever one of these pitches comes on the
TV screen, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4216383</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Game of groans]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[With apologies to Frank Sinatra, who is dead and can’t sue me, I am
the chairman of the board. And I’m not just singing my own
praises.

After decades of failing miserably at board games, one of which had
such a monopoly on me that I went ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4207527</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/22/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: See you later, refrigerator]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The only thing that left me cold when my wife and I got a new
refrigerator is that it didn’t come stocked with beer.

But the cool part is that it doesn’t freeze food, as our old fridge
did. And it is designed in such a convenient way that I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4200455</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Betta watch out]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If Steven Spielberg made a movie about the killer fish that lives in
my house, he’d have to call it “Gums.”

That’s because the aggressive little betta that swims in a plastic
bowl on the liquor cabinet, which leads me to believe that it ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4095030</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Narcissism 101]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because my column is the greatest thing since sliced bread, which
still is not as great as cold beer, I have as my special guest today Dr.
Sigmund Fritz, bestselling author of the classic, iconic and highly
questionable book “On the Fritz: How ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4088402</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>May/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Ottomans are a real trip]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is an ottoman empire in our house. That’s because my wife,
Sue, ordered yet another ottoman.

It was recently delivered and put in the family room to replace the
old ottoman, which was not discarded but instead was pushed against the
wall,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4081717</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: I am a teenage grandpa]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you think your kids grow up fast, wait until you have
grandchildren. I didn’t have to wait long for this revelation because
my oldest grandchild is already a teenager.

If that weren’t enough, she and my four other grandkids are more
mature...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4075189</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/20/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Taking it to heart]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[It does my heart good to know that my heart is in the right place
(right now it’s in my office, where I am, too) and that I don’t need
open-heart surgery.

That’s why I was happy to have a heart-to-heart talk with a very
nice ultrasound ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4068357</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: A real eye-opener]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am a man of vision — 20/30, to be exact. And my wife, Sue, is a
woman of vision — also 20/30.

So why can’t we find our glasses? Or keep track of how many pairs
we have? Or use the right ones when we want to read, drive or watch
TV?

Those...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4061929</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: My big 5-Oh]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1976 was a spectacular year in the United States, with fireworks,
parades and a nationwide celebration to mark a momentous event in
American history.

I refer, of course, to my unlikely start in journalism.

There was also, on a much smaller scale...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4055303</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Mar/30/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: Trash talk]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Garbage in, garbage out has been my motto through almost five decades
of marriage. It’s only fair since I am the one who creates most of the
trash in our humble household. So I have to take it out or I will be
kicked to the curb, too.

That’s ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4048391</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Mar/23/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: A cut above]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Blood, goes a familiar idiom, which can now be applied to this
familiar idiot, is thicker than water.

That’s why I needed approximately a gallon of water — as well as
a box of Kleenex, two Band-Aids and a styptic pencil — to stanch the
flow...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4041615</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Mar/16/2026</pubDate>
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